Find the Daily Game below!!!!
A man walks into a bar... and says "Ouch!". It was an iron bar.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted.
A jump-lead walks into a bar. The bar man says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says, "Pint please, and one for the road."
A man walks into a bar. "Pint of beer." he says to the barman. Whilst waiting for his drink, he notices that Vincent Van Gough is sitting at one of the tables. He goes up to him and says. "Are you Vincent Van Gough?" "Yes." the old man replies. "Do you want a pint?" our man asks. "No thanks." replies Vincent, "I've got one 'ere."
Man: "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I'm invisible." Doctor: "Who said that?"
Man: "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I'm a pair of curtains." Doctor: "Pull yourself together man!"
Man: "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I'm a liar." Doctor: "I don't believe you"
Man: "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like people keep ignoring me." Doctor: "Next!"
Man: "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a spoon." Doctor: "Sit down and don't stir."
What does a skeleton feed his dog : Anything but bones.
Why did the child throw his watch out of the window during his history exam : To make time fly.
Why was the poor dog chasing his tail : He was trying to make ends meet!!!
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